The Hamilton County Sheriff is running for re-election this year–unopposed.
To remind people of the kind of man he is, I’ll copy here his infamous 2005 speech on Fountain Square, which is fondly known as “Sheriff Leis vs. Satan.” (Note: My apology for the caps. The sheriff’s department released the speech that way and I’m not [...]
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Endorsement: Sheriff
Posted in politics, ridiculousness on October 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Groggy Morning Notes
Posted in complaints, dog, finances, hypocrisy, politics, ridiculousness, unfettered capitalism on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My brain works in bullet points on mornings I haven’t had enough sleep but, for whatever reason, can’t go back to sleep. Consider this a cleaning session.
Gross-out: My dog woke me up by vomiting. On my armpit.
Every time I see the word “Pain” I first think I see “Palin.” Oh, the beautiful irony.
I said a [...]
Day 2.5
Posted in humor, politics, ridiculousness on September 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Is everyong going to watch Palin tonight? I’m going to try. Even though conventions are just pep rallies, and the debates are the public appearances that matter, her convention speech is still her official introduction. I don’t think a large amount of people watched the speech she gave when she accepted the Republicans’ offer (lest [...]
Beyond All Comprehension
Posted in bizarre, politics, ridiculousness on August 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Who is Sarah Palin? Here’s some basic background:
She was elected Alaska’s governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.
Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.
She supported right-wing extremist [...]
Posted in politics, ridiculousness on August 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I knew I never liked that guy.
Something We Can All Agree On
Posted in humor, politics, ridiculousness on February 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
…especially now that we’re in the final year of GWB.
Here are the top 50 stupidest things George W. Bush has said (at least on record). Some are genuinely funny slips, but most remind us how terrible these years have been.
Enjoy!
50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I [...]
Famous People I’m Sort-of Related To
Posted in ridiculousness on December 10, 2007 | 2 Comments »
For Wanda, Chicky.
1. Barney Fife.
In a tiny town near my tiny hometown, there’s an annual “Mayberry Festival.” My first real job involved making lopsided ice cream cones at the Dairy Queen, and one afternoon Don Knotts stopped in after his appearance at the festival. He may or may not have ordered an ice cream [...]
The First Thanksgiving
Posted in ridiculousness on November 28, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I’m not sure why, but I think this one’s for you, Crazy.
Headline
Posted in politics, ridiculousness on September 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“White House Urges Social Security Cuts”
How about:
“America Urges White House Cuts”
I like the second one better.
